It’s wintertime on the east coast, which means that 90 percent of drivers completely forget how to be courteous members of society. For those of you who don’t live in an area that gets blanketed with a foot or two of snow on a regular basis, allow me to paint you a picture:
When it’s cold outside and a ton of snow has accumulated everywhere, parking lots become slushy, muddy ponds of complete ineptitude. Although most stores do a fairly good job of hiring plows to keep as much as their parking lots usable as possible, it’s usually an exercise in futility.
You see, the plows don’t do anything to actually...